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Introduction - This is not a rant …

Part 1 - The Cult of Soccer Saturday

Chapter 1 - A Short History Of Nearly Everything: (To Do With Soccer Saturday)

Chapter 2 - Any Given Saturday

Chapter 3 - Motorway Service Stations, Wimpy Burgers And Medium Lattes (Full Fat, Please): Preparing for Soccer Saturday

Chapter 4 - You Can Say That Again: The Catchphrases Of Soccer Saturday

Chapter 5 - The Jeff Stelling Drinking Game

Chapter 6 - What The Critics Said

Chapter 7 - The Sky Effect

Chapter 8 - Ranting, Raving and General Mania: Viewer Correspondence to the Soccer Saturday Studio

Chapter 9 - Don't Touch That Remote Control!

Chapter 10 - A Selection of Soccer Saturday's Greatest Gaffes, Bloopers and One-Liners

Part 2 - Introducing The Real Crazy Gang: The Soccer Saturday Panel

Chapter 11 - Welcome To The Muppet Show

Chapter 12 - Hotel Babylon

Chapter 13 - Gorgeous George

Chapter 14 - Bigmouth Strikes Again: The People Versus Rodney Marsh

Chapter 15 - ‘Unbelievable!’: Eleven Facts You Didn't Know About Chris Kamara. And One You Probably Did

Chapter 16 - Cocoa, Pipe and Slippers (Né Champagne) Charlie

Chapter 17 - ‘Sit Down, Pinocchio!’

Chapter 18 - The Magic Man

Chapter 19 - A Big Fish In A Small Studio

Chapter 20 - Uncle Frank

Chapter 21 - Introducing The Best (And Worst) Of The Rest

Part 3 - Being Jeff

Chapter 22 - In The Beginning

Chapter 23 - ‘I'm Not A Celebrity: … Get Me Out Of Here Anyway!’

Chapter 24 - Cable Guy: (Well, Satellite TV Guy If We're Being Pedantic, But There Isn't A Hollywood Movie Of The Same Title …)

Chapter 25 - Supporting Hartlepool

Chapter 26 - ‘One From The Bottom and Two From The Top.’: How I Got The Countdown Job

Chapter 27 - The Real Jeff Stelling: (In A 1980s-Style Football Interview)

Chapter 28 - Frequently Asked Questions: (At Cocktail Parties)

Index

Acknowledgements

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