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Angus is having a huge laugh. He keeps appearing on the top of fences and so on. He ate Snowy’s play Bonio. Mr Next Door said he will have to get a dog psychiatrist in.

Vati’s been raving on and on. Outside I could see Mr and Mrs Next Door and Mr and Mrs Across the Road all muttering together and poking about with sticks. They are probably forming a lynch mob. For heaven’s sake.

Vati said, “As soon as we find him that is it, he has his trombone polished once and for all.”

As Dad was grumping around moaning on and on and banging things about in the kitchen I said to Mum, “Will you tell Vati that I don’t want to discuss things of a personal nature with him but if he takes Angus to the vet and has his, you know, trouser snake addendums tampered with, he is no longer my vati. I will be vatiless.”

Mutti just went tutting off into a world of her own.

Angus is a king amongst cats. He walks tall with his trouser snake addendas proudly dangling. Naomi is yowling all the time. Why don’t they just let them be together?