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Angus is on his lead, yowling, tied to the kitchen table. It’s like having a police car in the kitchen. He was brought back under armed guard this morning. The lynch mob only managed to get him because he tried to get in through Mr Across the Road’s catflap. To see his beloved sex kitten. No one seems to appreciate the romance of the situation. Angus had even taken Naomi a midnight snack of half chewed haddock fillet. How romantic is that?

Vati has got a job interview this morning. With my luck he’ll turn up serving hot dogs in a van outside school. With, as a coup d’état, Uncle Eddie as his assistant. Anyway, it means that Angus lives to polish his trombone another day.

Vati gave me a kiss on the head as he left!! Erlack!! I’ve asked him to respect my personal space. Well I said, “Please don’t touch me as I don’t want to be sick down my school uniform.”

I made for the door before anyone else could kiss me – I had seen the state of Libby’s mouth after her cornflakes and Jammy Dodger. As I went through the door Angus made a desperate bid for freedom. He was fastened to the kitchen table leg but that didn’t stop him. He dragged the table along with him. It really made me laugh because one minute Mum was eating her cornies on the table and the next minute the table and cornies were gone.