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Dentist: Tauruses are so sensitive to sights and smells that being a dentist might not be a great fit. The terrible breath, and the nasty, decaying teeth of the general population might cause Taurus to have a total nervous breakdown.

Missionary: “Oh, hello small village in a third world country. I’m here to save you. Wait, where’s the five-star hotel and the Egyptian-cotton linen? Where’s the food? Most importantly, where is the wine?” For the most part, Tauruses are simply too materialistic to enjoy saving people in very poor parts of the world.

Professional Gambler: Above all else, the Tauri people need stability in their career. They can’t handle the uncertainty of an unsteady job such as a professional gambler. They should get a nice, fat government job. But, wait… government jobs aren’t so stable anymore either, are they?