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Nobody wants to die!

So why do people let themselves go?

Why kill yourself off?

Stop and think, get fit and strong!

Even a good shag will burn the calories off and pump your heart!

There is no excuse – you know it!

Now believe what I tell you all – stay clear of steroids. You don’t need them. Plus they shrivel your cock and fuck up your internal organs. My way will do the trick. Plenty of porridge, and lots of self-belief.

Don’t forget to drink plenty of fluids. Drink plenty, sweat and piss it out. And, if you’re ever in trouble and you can’t get any liquids, drink your piss! You have to survive. Do anything to survive. Life is precious. Life’s a dream. Life’s very short. Don’t waste it. And die a good-looking old git!

My best wishes to all!

(Except those fat, smelly, lazy sods who give us humans a bad name)