Читать книгу 100 Of The Best Curses and Insults In Italian: A Toolkit for the Testy Tourist - Rachel Federman, Chuck Gonzales, Rachel Federman - Страница 13
ОглавлениеYou’re late to meet some friends at a café, and you just can’t figure out which piazza you’re standing in (why do they all have to look the same, anyway?). While unfolding your unwieldy street map, you accidentally bump into a pervert sitting on some steps ogling a group of teenage girls by the fountain. And so the gesticulation war begins. . .after muttering something you’re pretty sure wasn’t very nice, he rolls his eyes at you in disgust. You shrug your shoulders in apology. He shakes his head. You thumb your nose. He flicks you the bird. And you blank. The only remaining option you can think of is to moon him—and that definitely ain’t happening after all of yesterday’s zeppoles! You really want to be the bigger person, because deep down you know who you’re dealing with here—some lonely loser who should be spending his time in anger management classes, not sitting in public places being pervy. But you can’t help yourself. Your friends will just have to wait.
