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Nutty News!

Why didn’t the turkey want dessert?

He was stuffed! :D

Q: What did one light bulb say to

the other light bulb?

A: Let’s go out tonight!

Sue: What song do frogs sing to each other once a year?

Stu: Hoppy birthday!

Milly: Why is a mouse little and gray?

Willy: If it was big and red it would be a barn! :P

Why don’t ants ride bicycles?

Because they don’t have thumbs to ring the bell!

Q: What’s black and white and goes to pizza parlors?

A: Zebras that like pizza! ROTFL!