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Chunks of Chuckles!

What did one candle say to the other candle?

These birthdays burn me up!

Iggy: How does a door feel after taking a bath?

Ziggy: Squeaky clean!

Kid lightning bug: I feel achy.

Papa lightening bug: Awww, it’s probably just glowing pains!

How much of a slice of Swiss cheese should

you put on a sandwich?

The wHOLE thing!

Why do little pigs eat so much?

Because they want to make hogs of themselves!