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Witty Bitties!

When’s the best time to get a good deal on a thermometer?

In the winter, when they are lower!

Q: What do you get when an elephant jumps on

your sidewalk with a pogo stick?

A: Big holes in your sidewalk!

What did the mama fork give the naughty baby fork?

Tyne out!

What’s the worst thing to eat at the beach?

A SAND-wich. LOL!

Mona: I hope I can count on you!

Lisa: Sure, use my fingers!

What does the kid of a rooster and an owl say in the morning?

Cockle-doodle-whooo! ;)