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Side Splitters!

Mom: Why couldn’t the pancake go to school?

Dad: She had a waffle cold!

She: How do you keep an elephant from going through a keyhole?

He: Tie a knot in its tail! LOL!

When do birthday candles like to go to parties?

On the WICK-ends!

Q: Why did the horse take a bat to bed?

A: He wanted to hit the hay!

Where does a pig go when she’s sick?

To the HOG-spital!

Jerry: Why did the homeowner buy a cow?

Teri: To MOO the lawn!