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What Do You Call…?!

WHAT DO YOU CALL a rhinoceros that wears a wig?

A wig-wearing rhinoceros!

Q: WHAT DO YOU CALL a man with a shovel?

A: Doug! ROTFL!

WHAT DO YOU CALL a very young chicken?

An egg.

WHAT DO YOU CALL two ice-cream scoops?

Ice-cream clones!

WHAT DO YOU CALL a chicken that can sing?

Hen-tertaining!

WHAT DO YOU CALL a camel without a hump?

A horse! :D

WHAT DO YOU CALL a baby gnu?

A gnu-bie!