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Fun and Games!

Q: Can I tell you a secret about peanut butter?

A: Yes, I promise I won’t spread it around! HA-HA!

Customer: Waiter how long will my hotdog be?

Waiter: Five inches! :D

Why did the moth go to the light bulb?

It wanted some light entertainment!

Grandma: How do you make an egg chuckle?

Grandpa: Read him one of these yolks! HAHAHA!

Customer: Waiter! There’s a footprint on my lunch!

Waiter: Sir, you said you wanted a ham sandwich and step on it!

What goes WOEM, WOEM, WOEM!?

A cat talking backwards!