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Gorilla of My Dreams!

What do you call a boy with a five hundred-pound gorilla on his head?

Flat.

Hank: What did the cow say when she

got attacked by a gorilla?

Frank: Nothing, cows can’t talk!

Q: What time is it when you see a five hundred-pound gorilla?

A: Time to run!

What do you call a five hundred-pound

gorilla in a locker?

Stuck!

How do you tell a five hundred-pound gorilla from a stinkbug?

I dunno!

A five hundred-pound gorilla looks nothing like a stinkbug!

Q: Why did the gorilla get sent to the

principal’s office?

A: He had a bad ape-titude.