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Оглавлениеposted by EditingEmma 12.46
Staring into the cold, harsh, glaring light of the computer screen, which may be the guiding light leading me towards my new life… Beginning the stalk. Hmm… Going through my ‘friends’, looking for boys I don’t normally speak to.
posted by EditingEmma 14.05
As it turns out, I’ve actually only added people I do normally speak to. Or Leon’s friends. And I know that I definitely don’t want to date any of them.
Well, plan over.
posted by EditingEmma 16.33
Mum has been ranting on about how ‘tired’ she is and how her ‘glands are up’. As is the case most of the time. She thinks she has a ‘mild case of ME’. I’m not going to tell her otherwise, though; her hypochondria makes her more lenient when it comes to letting me stay off school. I thought I’d better lay the groundwork now, in case my stye doesn’t disappear by Thursday, so I shuffled into Mum’s room with a blanket wrapped around my shoulders.
‘Mum,’ I coughed, ‘I think I caught your ME. I think you should consider keeping me off college next week.’
‘You can’t catch ME,’ she says with a dismissive wave of her hand, as if to say, You don’t understand what I’m going through.
She is so annoying.
posted by EditingEmma 20.42
Steph called:
‘Did you start on your resolutions yet?’
‘Yes, but you were right. Everyone I’m “friends” with I already know sort-of well enough in real life to know I wouldn’t want to date them.’
‘Ah.’
‘My plan was fatally flawed.’
She munched away on something down the end of the phone.
‘What about the people you haven’t added? No offence but you’ve only got about three hundred friends.’
‘…I’ll try again tomorrow.’
