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How many lies can one inmate tell? I believe it was Buzz Light-Year who said it best. It was something like, “To infinity and beyond.”

An inmate was seen coming out of his cell when he was not supposed to come out.

An officer asked why he was coming out when it was not his flag time.

“My door was popped and I think I have a pass to health services.”

“Go to the bubble and see if you have a pass, but if you don’t have one, come right back and switch in.”

About half an hour later, the officer checked his cell and found that he was not in it. She thought he must have had a pass. To make sure she asked the sergeant in the bubble if the inmate had come down and asked for a pass. The sarge told her that the inmate never came to him and that he did not have any pass. Eventually, she saw the inmate on the flag.

The inmate asked a different officer to pop open his cell stating that he was returning from a pass, which he never had.

Trying to get back into his cell before getting caught up in his lies, he told another officer that he was out of his cell to return a book and get a mop.

He went to the bubble and told the sarge, “Pop my cell open, I just returned from my pass.”

Sarge said, “Where.”

“The nurses' station.”

“Give me your pass.”

“I left it at the door.”

The sarge called the door officer and asked if this was true,

The officer said, “No.”

The sarge told the inmate that he was being placed on ICR for misrepresentation and being in an unauthorized area.

He became argumentative and walked away from the bubble. The sarge waved him to come back, but the inmate ignored him. This inmate of superior intelligence found a new home in the hole.