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Life
Maslow’s Hierarchy of Life Needs
100 Universal Truths About Your Life
It’s Basically All Bullshit
Life Timelines
Everything Movies Lie to You About
The Conflict Conundrum
A Brief Note on Hubris
100 Classy Moves You Should Master
An Alphabetical List of Terrible People You Should Avoid at All Cost
How Long Will These People Actually Be in Your Life?
A True Friendship Test
Annoying (Yet Inevitable) Things All Friends Do as You Get Older
Is It Possible to Be “Just Friends” with a Woman?
How to Make Friends After the Apocalypse
Perspective
Sex
Maslow’s Hierarchy of Sex Needs
The Do’s and Don’ts of Sex
5 Simple Ways to Not Suck at Sex
5 Simple Ways to Not Suck at Gay Sex
69 Lies You’ll Hear About Sex
Don’t Listen to These People
The Beginner’s Guide to Anal Sex
Navigating the Morning After
Reasons You’re Not Having Sex
A Series of Sexy Venn Diagrams
Sex After the Apocalypse
An Unsexy Discussion About Pornography
Are You Masturbating Too Much?
How Much Sex Is Too Much?
Work
Maslow’s Hierarchy of Work Needs
Appropriate Responses to Lies Your Dad Will Tell You About Work
What You Should Know Before Taking Any Job
The 30 Types of People You Will Work With
A Beginner’s Guide to Workplace Communication
Work, in Actuality
The Coworker Code
5 Ways to Get the Job You Deserve
Are You Workplace Appropriate?
How to Ask Your Boss for a Raise, According to the Actual Boss of BROTHER
Should You Launch a Start-Up?
Post-Apocalyptic Career Aptitude Guide
Money
Maslow’s Hierarchy of Money Needs
How to Live Like a Millionaire (Without Actually Being One)
How to Live on a Budget (Without Living Like a Crazy Person)
How to Make More Money (Without Working All That Hard)
Get the Biggest Bang for Your Buck!
How to Get Rich
Six Truths About Money, According to Someone Who Has a Lot of It
Make Your Own Money!
What to Do with Your Money After the Apocalypse
How to Take It with You
Women
Maslow’s Hierarchy of Women Needs
The Gentleman’s Guide to Lady Parts
How to Date a Woman (According to an Actual Woman)
The Truth About Dick Pics
Is It Time to Move On? Probably.
How to Give Compliments (Without Being a Total Creep)
Ways to Meet Women After the Apocalypse
Fun
Maslow’s Hierarchy of Fun Needs
When Does the Fun Start?
Things That Seem Fun Until You Actually Do Them
Worth the Wait?
Is This Funny?
Is This Art?
Is Reading Fun?
Scenarios in Which Removing Your Shirt Is Appropriate
Scenarios in Which Removing Your Shirt Is Inappropriate
The Five Universal Truths About Gambling
25 Unexpected Ways to Have Fun After the Apocalypse
Health
Maslow’s Hierarchy of Health Needs
How Not to Be a Dick at the Gym
The 30 Types of People You Will Meet at the Gym
Gym Stats
Scenarios in Which Running Is Appropriate
Scenarios in Which Running Is Inappropriate
General Truths About Health
50 Thoughts You Have While Sitting in a Waiting Room
A Sobering Note About Drinking
Acceptable Coping Mechanisms for Adults
Should Everyone Talk to a Therapist?
Health After the Apocalypse
You
Maslow’s Hierarchy of You Needs
No One Cares
50 Things Someone Should Have Told You by Now
Don’t Be That Guy
General Truths About Style
What Your Hair Style Says About You
The Nicest Things People Can Say About You, Ranked
How to Get Your Shit Together in 10 Steps
Self-Improvement After the Apocalypse