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Would you rather…

have sex with Big Bird

OR

Cookie Monster?

Things to consider: CM’s voracious appetite, contracting a Bird Flu STD

Would you rather…

have sex with The Count

OR

Snuffleupagus?

Things to consider: the Count’s OCD, Snuffy produces 18 gallons of ejaculate upon orgasm