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In an era where Internet Porn is consumed like a daily vitamin, and a Cleveland Steamer is considered second base, you might think it would be harder to make your sex life odder than it already is. Guess again. Your sex life is about to get a whole lot more interesting.

Would you rather…

the strength of your erection directly correlate to the number of service bars on your cell phone

OR

have an erection which, like a compass, always points north?

Things to consider: switching to Verizon, camping in the West Virginia wilderness, “spotty coverage”; (Women: substitute “your partner’s erection”).

Would you rather…

never be able to use the Internet for porn again

OR

never be able to use the Internet for legitimate purposes again?