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Would you rather…

for thirty seconds, make out with your mom

OR

with a hot curling iron?

Would you rather…

get a lap dance from your grandma

OR

give a lap dance to your grandma?

Things to consider: physical injury, psychological injury

Would you rather…

lewdly bump and grind with your grandfather to hip hop music

OR

give your uncle twenty neck hickeys?

Would you rather…

have sex with Spencer Pratt

OR

George Clooney if they exchanged personalities?

Would you rather…

have sex with a perfect 10 but get herpes

OR

have sex with a 2 and get a $10 coupon to Long John Silvers?

Would you rather…

have sex with Katie Couric

OR

Natalie Portman if she gained 100 pounds?

Would you rather…

have sex with a hot garbage man OR an unattractive rock star?

a porn star OR a pop star?

a hot dispassionate woman OR a down and dirty ugly woman with a unibrow and a goiter on her neck the size of a Dixie cup?

an incredibly witty sumo wrestler OR a mysterious and troubled busboy?

a barber shop quartet whose members make all sexual sounds and exclamations in harmony OR a pack of Ewoks?

Would you rather…

have snail mail sex (bawdy letters sent back and forth over a period of months)

OR

have sign language sex?

Things to consider: How would you pleasure yourself while signing?

Would you rather…

have sex with Siamese triplet Jessica Albas (male);

Johnny Depps (female)

OR

with just the singular version?

Would you rather…

have sex with a man with a 1-inch penis

OR

a 17-inch penis? Oral sex?

Would you rather…

have sex with Rosie O’Donnell

OR

have to push her up a steep hill?

Would you rather…

have sex with Sarah Palin

OR

Tina Fey?

What if you had to talk to them for three hours before and after the sex?

Things to consider: The porn Nailin’ Palin was made shortly after her vice-presidential bid. What other political porns can you think of that should be made? Examples: Ridin’ Biden, / Huckabee, Bush!