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Would you rather…

take it from Conchata Ferrell from Two and a Half Men wearing a 3” strap-on

OR

from Scarlett Johansson wearing a 10” strap-on?

Would you rather…

get a hand job from a perfect 10 OR have sex with a 6?

a foot job from an 8 OR have sex with a 5?

a knee job from a 2 OR have brunch with a 4?

Would you rather…

have sex with a Cyclops Angelina Jolie with the arms of a gorilla and the trunk of an elephant

OR

Joy Behar?

Would you rather…

have sex with Orlando Bloom OR Tom Brady?

Chris Daughtry OR LeBron James?

Robert Pattinson in character as Edward Cullen OR

Robert Pattinson, the actor?

Would you rather…

give the person on your left a massage and “happy ending”

OR

give the person on your right a thorough prostate exam?

Would you rather…

tongue-kiss the person to your left

OR

get slapped by the person on your right?