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take it from Conchata Ferrell from Two and a Half Men wearing a 3” strap-on
OR
from Scarlett Johansson wearing a 10” strap-on?
Would you rather…
get a hand job from a perfect 10 OR have sex with a 6?
a foot job from an 8 OR have sex with a 5?
a knee job from a 2 OR have brunch with a 4?
Would you rather…
have sex with a Cyclops Angelina Jolie with the arms of a gorilla and the trunk of an elephant
OR
Joy Behar?
Would you rather…
have sex with Orlando Bloom OR Tom Brady?
Chris Daughtry OR LeBron James?
Robert Pattinson in character as Edward Cullen OR
Robert Pattinson, the actor?
Would you rather…
give the person on your left a massage and “happy ending”
OR
give the person on your right a thorough prostate exam?
Would you rather…
tongue-kiss the person to your left
OR
get slapped by the person on your right?