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Would you rather…

have sex with the offspring of Josh Duhamel and Fergie when it grows up OR the child of Katie Holmes and Tom Cruise?

the offspring of Gisele and Tom Brady OR of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt?

the offspring of Seal and Heidi Klum OR David and Victoria Beckham?

Would you rather…

have sex with an auctioneer who speaks in auctioneer inflection during sex

OR

an aspiring rapper who freestyle rhymes during sex?

Things to consider: Try both.

Would you rather…

have sex with the fourth image when you Google “swarthy”

OR

the third image when you Google “albino”?

Things to consider: Make your choice before Googling, then check and see what you are dealing with.

Would you rather…

have sex with Lady Gaga and then have to wear her outfits for a month

OR

have sex with Dame Judi Dench?

Would you rather…

have sex with the 4 out of 5 dentists that recommend Trident sugarless gum

OR

the 5th dissenting dentist?

Things to consider: Do you like rebels? Rebels with tooth decay?