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Would you rather…

poop fragrant potpourri bundles

OR

be able to beam your pee from your bladder to the toilet?

Things to consider: never having to hold it, leaving bathrooms smelling great

Would you rather…

have your poop come out in a perfectly-stacked pyramid of spheres (like cannon balls)

OR

be able to poop complex domino set ups?

Would you rather…

be able to talk to any animal

OR

be able to change into any animal?

Would you rather…

have the ability to see the future, but only one second ahead

OR

have the ability to fly, but only in the inside of airplanes?

Would you rather…

produce fudge in your belly button

OR

be able to fart the tune of any song?

Would you rather…

have the ability to temporarily swap your parents with your friends’ parents

OR

have the ability to temporarily swap facial features with your friends?

Would you rather…

be able to stop and rewind your life

OR

have a cheat code that allows you to jump ahead and skip parts of your life?

Would you rather…

be able to scan documents into your computer with your tongue

OR

be able to weed-whack your lawn with your foot?

Would you rather…

have eyes that can change color to match your outfit

OR

tan in the pattern of desert camouflage?

Would you rather…

have Lego boogers

OR

Lincoln-Log poops?

Would you rather…

have thunder and lightning crack every time you arch your eyebrow

OR

have the ability to magically control anyone’s hair?

Would you rather…

urinate rainbow colors

OR

fart the works or Rachmaninoff?

Would you rather…

be told the answer to the 439th most interesting question in the universe by God

OR

get $50,000?

Would you rather…

have one solid gold toe

OR

diamond nipples?

Would you rather…

have an iPhone app that gives you the exact location of any missing pet

OR

the location of nearby people named Millard?

Would you rather…

have an entire department of the CIA devoted to providing you up-to-the-minute information on all of your exes

OR

your boss?

Would you rather…

be able to toast bread with your armpits

OR

blend food into smoothies by sticking your pinkie into a glass?

Would you rather…

have the ability to mentally control ferrets OR parrots?

bees OR sheep?

dice OR toupees?

Would you rather…

have foldable Swiss army knife devices for fingernails

OR

have nunchucks for hair?

Would you rather…

be the best hopscotcher in the world

OR

the best air guitarist?

Dragon Age: Origins players only:

Would you rather…

have the pure power of Shale the golem

OR

a rune of +15 damage to Darkspawn?