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The Club’s activists plan to hire Roger Waters, Dave Gilmour, and Nick Mason, the members of the famous British rock band Pink Floyd, with an offer to write a ‘Peeing Briton’ rock opera. They have the same offer for Alan Parker, the film director about making a film about unbelievable adventures of the Peeing Briton, which would highlight various episodes of his life, his childhood fantasies and desires, the author’s account of how he could have found himself in Latvia, and what power inspired him to conduct this Earth-shattering act on the holiday of the Lāčplēsis Day.

Just like in the Parker’s video for Pink Floyd’s ‘The Wall’ the movie about the Briton will have to include game and animation elements, recreate the past and the present of the hero’s life, show wonderful images of his inner world and the environment that bred him.

No doubt that the new film will be the main nominee for the American Academy Award. The filmmakers predict that the Oscar, a tiny gilded sculpture that shows a knight with a sword (that incidentally has no relation to the cinema!) will soon be changed to an exquisite figure of Blockhead bound with film. The image will mean to demonstrate a protest against Hollywood’s hackwork akin to the ancient Greek hero Laocoön.