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As any organization with self-respect, ‘The Peeing British Club’ is now enthralled with the composition of its anthem. The work is still in the process, but some results are already emerging. The Club is grateful for the odes composed by the famous masters as well as by the novice authors who are still testing their talent and plume.

No one remained indifferent to Blockhead’s outcry for freedom and its incredible consequences. However, our composers hardly move beyond the city love songs. Creating an anthem is not at all as easy as running your fingers on the keyboard when you make yet another silly hit, might you even be the best known of Maestros!

Composers were pleased by the additional benefit to the prize fund in the form of the following announcement. ‘The Peeing British Club’ has announced that the new herald and a shout of freedom – the new radio station will start its broadcast in the near future. The new station is called PBC (please do not confuse with BBC!) The PBC broadcasts will begin early in the mornings with a powerful sound of the orchestra playing the ‘PB Club’ anthem.[15]

The radio broadcasts will feature the news of the PB organization throughout the world, interviews with scientists, historians, and historical evidence on the prominent people ill with gout.[16] The concept of the new station implies talk shows with political leaders, who are not afraid to openly admit their untraditional preference answering the proverbial nature call. The audience will finally have a chance to hear the unabridged version of the theatrical radio play. ‘The Legend of the Peeing Briton’ will be preformed by famous actors (members of the Club). They are also planning pastoral and musical educational work, the culinary studio, and of course much, much more. At nights the PBC will conclude with the musical oeuvres saturated with the worship of freedom that have won prizes in many of the PBC contests. Of course soon these pieces will be sung by every bearded magician, hairy demon, and every other Wurst.