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Thanks to Blockhead, the Freedom Monument in the capitol of Latvia became a computer game personified object. An exciting game, called ‘The Britons’ Last Season,’ designed for adults only, has appeared on-line at http://www.mildaslaiks.lv/britu-pedeja-sezona/. The game features the Freedom statue (‘Milda’, the sculpted beauty) fighting off a crowd of blockheads; something that she has never done before, and protecting herself from such unconventional impulses of the British trying to obtain their freedom. The computer game ‘The Last Britons’ Season’ is relatively simple: splashes of the British urine are aimed and Milda fights them off with her shield.

Her actions are reinforced with the exclamations such as: ‘May all of you have prostatitis!’ or ‘Shut your fly!’ and so on. If the player fails to protect her, a picture of a jubilant, half-naked Briton appears in the end.

The Latvian computer specialists quickly responded to the announcements that the image of blockhead will be made into a statue and are now creating their own peeing-images

The game develops better eye vision, precision, and reaction – the boy scout’s skills. But not just these. This game helps foreigners understand the character of the local population, and to get accustomed to the local traditions, while it helps the local citizens to increase their intellectual and moral stamina.