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Part 1
The Monument
Happy Holiday![17]
ОглавлениеAs founded in the course of international conference in Singapore the World Toilet Organization (The WTO) has announced that it takes the public bathrooms decorated with the peeing Briton silhouette under its patronage, and the ‘Monument to the First Peeing Briton’ in Riga under its protection. Many have taken the news as one more victory of the human rights activists; they congratulated each other and applauded happily. That same year a World Toilet Day was proclaimed. And it is worth noting that this day coincides and is celebrated all around the world on the 19 November right after the Latvian Independence Day on the 18th. A natural question arises: why in November and why on the 19th?
The numerology laws (!). 2006 is 2+6=8; and 8+11=19
11 and 19!
The numerologists see these dates as having a magical property since numerology is a system of mystical numerical connections between the events. They posit that on the 11November, precisely on the 11November 2006, a live manifestation of Freedom for humanity took place at the feet of its petrified image.
11 is the key number! If you leave alone the date of the Lāčplēsis Day (that is just a matter of course!) but regard the number 2006 as digits you will get an 8. Now we put 11 and 8 together and we get the 19th of November or the holiday of the World’s Toilets. What are you going to do – the dates of these state holidays and the universal toilet celebration have a mystical connection.